How I Met Your Mother

TV Show · 5 characters · 1929 quotes

Quotes from How I Met Your Mother

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"We're not that young anymore."
Barney Stinson Time
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"Magic is just science we don't understand yet."
Barney Stinson Science
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"I'm a work in progress."
Barney Stinson
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"You've gotta ask yourself what really matters in life."
Barney Stinson Wisdom
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"Rules are tools for the weak."
Barney Stinson Freedom
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"Sometimes you need a fresh start."
Barney Stinson Hope
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"I want to change things."
Barney Stinson Change
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"Friends don't let friends date ugly chicks."
Barney Stinson Friendship
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"The suit is the key."
Barney Stinson Success
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"This is going to be legen—dary!"
Barney Stinson Dreams
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"Get psyched!"
Barney Stinson Motivation
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"Legen—wait for it—dary!"
Barney Stinson Success
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"Have another drink, you'll feel better."
Barney Stinson Humor
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"I'm a love machine, I make love all night long."
Barney Stinson Humor
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"Let's go to the bar!"
Barney Stinson Adventure
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"Love is just a chemical reaction."
Barney Stinson Love
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"Douchebag jar!"
Barney Stinson Wisdom
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"Challenge accepted!"
Barney Stinson Courage
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"The Playbook is a work of art."
Barney Stinson Creativity
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"I'm Barney Stinson, and I'm awesome."
Barney Stinson
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"Giggity!"
Barney Stinson Humor
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"Booger walls!"
Barney Stinson Courage
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"That's what I'm talking about!"
Barney Stinson Humor
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"Wait for it..."
Barney Stinson Patience
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"Suit up!"
Barney Stinson Motivation
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"Have you met Ted?"
Barney Stinson Friendship
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"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead."
Barney Stinson Happiness
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"Legendary!"
Barney Stinson Success
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"Success means being happy with who you are."
Robin Scherbatsky Happiness
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"You can't control love - you can only embrace it."
Robin Scherbatsky Love