How I Met Your Mother
Quotes from How I Met Your Mother
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"We're not that young anymore."Barney Stinson Time
"Magic is just science we don't understand yet."Barney Stinson Science
"I'm a work in progress."Barney Stinson
"You've gotta ask yourself what really matters in life."Barney Stinson Wisdom
"Rules are tools for the weak."Barney Stinson Freedom
"Sometimes you need a fresh start."Barney Stinson Hope
"I want to change things."Barney Stinson Change
"Friends don't let friends date ugly chicks."Barney Stinson Friendship
"The suit is the key."Barney Stinson Success
"This is going to be legen—dary!"Barney Stinson Dreams
"Get psyched!"Barney Stinson Motivation
"Legen—wait for it—dary!"Barney Stinson Success
"Have another drink, you'll feel better."Barney Stinson Humor
"I'm a love machine, I make love all night long."Barney Stinson Humor
"Let's go to the bar!"Barney Stinson Adventure
"Love is just a chemical reaction."Barney Stinson Love
"Douchebag jar!"Barney Stinson Wisdom
"Challenge accepted!"Barney Stinson Courage
"The Playbook is a work of art."Barney Stinson Creativity
"I'm Barney Stinson, and I'm awesome."Barney Stinson
"Giggity!"Barney Stinson Humor
"Booger walls!"Barney Stinson Courage
"That's what I'm talking about!"Barney Stinson Humor
"Wait for it..."Barney Stinson Patience
"Suit up!"Barney Stinson Motivation
"Have you met Ted?"Barney Stinson Friendship
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead."Barney Stinson Happiness
"Legendary!"Barney Stinson Success
"Success means being happy with who you are."Robin Scherbatsky Happiness
"You can't control love - you can only embrace it."Robin Scherbatsky Love