Looney Tunes

"That's the bald-faced truth, and you know it!"

"Don't make me come over there!"

"I'm happier than a clam at high tide!"

"Now quit your bellyaching and get to work!"

"That's the most preposterous thing I ever heard!"

"I'm gonna tell you straight - no sugar-coating it!"

"You're barking up the wrong tree again, son!"

"Now that's what I call using your noggin!"

"I've seen better days, but I've also seen worse!"

"That dog's all hat and no cattle!"

"Boy, you've got more guts than a butcher shop!"

"I'm so mad I could spit nails!"

"Now get yourself together and act like you got some sense!"

"That's enough foolishness for one day!"

"Don't you worry none, I'll straighten this out!"

"I say, that's what I call a real humdinger!"

"You're making mountains out of molehills, son!"

"Now listen here, and I mean listen GOOD!"

"I'm tougher than a two-dollar steak, I am!"

"Boy, you're slower than molasses in January!"

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard since the rooster crowed at midnight!"

"Now don't get your tail feathers in a twist!"

"I've got half a mind to give you a piece of my mind!"

"That's enough out of you, now settle down!"

"Son, you're spinning your wheels like a one-legged cat in a sandbox!"

"I'm happier than a pig in mud, I tell you!"

"Now here's the situation, and I'm gonna break it down for ya real simple-like!"

"That dog's got more bark than a timber mill!"

"Keep your eyes peeled and your ears open, boy!"

"I say, I say, that's the biggest load of hooey I ever did hear!"