Looney Tunes

"The best defense is a good sense of humor."

"A carrot a day keeps the doctor away."

"You gotta be smart to outrun a hunter, Doc."

"Life's too short to be serious all the time."

"Of course you realize, this means war."

"Document, schmocument. I ain't fallin' for that one again."

"Ain't I a stinker?"

"If you can't be good, be careful."

"Ehhh, what's up, Doc?"

"Solitude is where the best plans happen!"

"Relationships are easier when expectations are low!"

"Inspiration comes from looking at what others do and doing it better!"

"Motivation is just wanting something more than you want safety!"

"War is what you get when diplomacy fails - much more fun!"

"Politics proves that anyone can win if they're shameless enough!"

"Literature teaches you how others messed up!"

"Philosophy is just excuses for why things happen!"

"History loves the daring and forgets the careful!"

"Technology is just a new way to cause old problems!"

"Imagination is the only thing they can't take from you!"

"Adventure beats safe living every single time!"

"Health is important, but thrills are more important!"

"Money makes the world go round - especially my world!"

"Power corrupts, and I love being corrupted!"

"Fear is the greatest motivator - right after greed!"

"Strength comes from refusing to back down!"

"Kindness? Only to myself - everyone else is fair game!"

"Patience is for people without ambition!"

"Justice served by your own hand tastes the sweetest!"

"Creativity without consequences is just fantasy!"