Looney Tunes

"Hope springs eternal, even for a Martian bent on conquest."

"Family matters, which is why I report to my Martian superiors."

"Beauty exists in the precision of a perfectly executed plan."

"I believe in the power of positive thinking, even when destroying planets."

"Time waits for no Martian, and we are quite punctual."

"Knowledge of alien technology is far superior to Earth science."

"Friendship is valuable, though I rarely find it among Earth creatures."

"Dreams are where the best plans originate, I assure you."

"A true leader knows exactly what he wants and how to get it."

"Change is inevitable, much like my arrival on your planet."

"Fear is merely the absence of understanding my Martian ways."

"I find great joy in the simplest things - like planetary demolition."

"The universe is full of wonderful opportunities for those who seek them."

"One must always be polite, even when engaged in galactic conquest."

"My intentions are perfectly clear - I'm from Mars, you see."

"I must be patient, even when others test my resolve."

"There's something special about watching my plans come to fruition."

"I do hope you're taking notes, because this is quite important."

"The Earth will be gone in moments! I've only just arrived and already you're ruining my plans."

"Isn't he a maroon? And a scream?"

"I'm very busy with my destructive plans, you know."

"Oh dear, what a mess."

"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"

"This makes me very angry, very angry indeed."

"Time alone helps clarify what really matters."

"Relationships require understanding and compromise."

"Inspiration comes from within when you refuse to quit."

"Motivation is self-generated; no one can give it to you."

"Every battle teaches lessons for the next one."

"The best politicians are those with unwavering conviction."