Looney Tunes

"Kindness is a luxury I indulge in before the end."

"Patience is the virtue of one who knows victory is assured."

"Justice is what the victor defines it to be."

"Creativity and destruction are not so different."

"Be grateful that you lived to meet a Martian."

"Perseverance in the face of annihilation is admirable."

"Death is merely a change of state."

"Beauty exists in destruction as much as in creation."

"Humor is the best medicine, second only to obliteration."

"Even Martians must have dreams of conquest."

"Adventure is what you make of it before it ends."

"Health fades, but the memory of this day will last forever."

"Money cannot buy what I come to take."

"Power corrupts, but I was already quite corrupted."

"Fear keeps you sharp; destruction keeps me focused."

"Strength of character is what I admire, even as I destroy it."

"Your kindness toward me will be remembered."

"My patience has limits, and you are nearing them."

"Justice is served when I press this button."

"The creativity involved in planetary destruction is underrated."

"Thank you for providing such a suitable planet for destruction."

"Your dedication to survival is almost touching."

"Trust me when I say your planet is in capable hands."

"Strength comes in many forms, but none compare to mine."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to greet a Martian."

"Health is not a concern when your planet is vaporized."

"Money means nothing to one with a disintegration ray."

"Power is not something you possess; it possesses you."

"Fear is the rational response to my arrival."

"Solitude in space allows for proper planning."