Rick and Morty

"I have a very important job to do, Morty."

"You think you understand the world? You don't."

"Keep summer safe? That's not possible, Morty."

"I don't respect anything anymore."

"You have to learn to be happy with what you have."

"I'm not a bad guy, I'm just a guy."

"The smartest people in the universe feel the most pain."

"You're a good kid, Morty. That's why I hate this."

"I'm going back to the lab. We're going on adventures."

"Burp technology is beyond your comprehension."

"You can't escape the universe, Morty. You can only navigate it."

"I got my ass kicked. There's no shame in that."

"You think you're special? Everyone thinks they're special."

"Nothing matters, Morty. Nothing at all."

"I've made a lot of mistakes in my life."

"Your friends are idiots, Morty."

"You want to go on an adventure? Let's go."

"Everything is temporary, Morty. That's what makes it real."

"I need that portal gun to function right now."

"You've been a real disappointment, Morty."

"People are gonna forget me when I'm gone."

"Let me out of this Morty! I'm going to die in here!"

"I'm a god. I'm not THE God, but definitely a god."

"Your efforts mean nothing. You'll all be dead eventually."

"I'm tired of dying, Morty."

"Adventure ahead? Sure, why not."

"The answer is to be smarter than the universe."

"You're not a good person, Morty. You're a middling person."

"I don't care about morality, Morty. I care about results."

"Love is a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed."