Rick and Morty

"You're an idiot, Morty."

"Let me do what I do best."

"I like the way you think, Morty."

"That's going to be the case for a long time."

"Science!"

"Everybody's a hero if you squint."

"I've got to admit, you're pretty clever."

"You know what your problem is, Morty?"

"I don't care, Morty. Nothing matters."

"Let's go on an adventure."

"Shut up, Morty."

"I'm the smartest person in the universe."

"There's no such thing as consequences."

"Time is relative, Morty."

"Your family is stupid, Morty."

"I'm not a hero, Morty."

"The key is to not care about consequences."

"Burp-excuses are what I use to relax."

"I have no respect whatsoever for your father."

"You've got to want it, Morty."

"That's the way the world works, Morty."

"Nobody likes working under pressure, Morty."

"I'm already cynical about the future, what more do you want from me?"

"The answer is don't think about it."

"Aw geez, Morty."

"We don't give a hoot about your family."

"I like your style, kid."

"Your species is terrible."

"Science rules, baby."

"Don't think about it too much, Morty."