Screwy Squirrel

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better reputation!"

"Don't fear death - fear a life without adventure!"

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially if the beholder is nuts!"

"Humor is the only thing that makes sense in a senseless world!"

"Dreams are what happen when your imagination gets tired of behaving!"

"Work is just another word for 'structured fun with consequences'!"

"A good leader is someone crazier than everyone else combined!"

"Faith is believing that something absolutely insane will actually work!"

"Music is life's way of reminding you that loud noises are good!"

"Science is just organized craziness with better equipment!"

"Art is whatever you want it to be, especially if it's messy!"

"Nature's best invention? The acorn! It's perfect chaos in a shell!"

"Peace is overrated. Give me excitement any day!"

"Freedom is the right to be as absolutely ridiculous as you want to be!"

"The truth? Sometimes the truth is just too boring to bother with!"

"Time flies when you're having fun, but it crawls when you're bored!"

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is way more entertaining!"

"Education is great, but creativity is where the real fun happens!"

"Change is just life's way of saying 'buckle up, buttercup!'"

"Courage is doing the craziest thing you can think of without stopping to think!"

"There's always hope when you've got nothing to lose and everything to gain!"

"Family is where they have to love you, no matter how bonkers you are!"

"A true friend sticks by you even when you're acting like a complete lunatic!"

"Success is 10% planning and 90% complete pandemonium!"

"Never trust a squirrel who thinks he's normal. That's just crazy talk!"

"Love is like a banana peel - slippery, yellow, and slightly ridiculous!"

"The best things in life are the ones that make no sense whatsoever!"

"Why walk when you can bounce? Why think when you can act?"

"I'm screwy, you're screwy, everybody's screwy! That's what makes life fun!"

"Solitude gives you time to plan your next big scheme."