Screwy Squirrel

"Science tries to explain the universe; I just confuse it more!"

"Art is expression without responsibility."

"Nature's comedy is free if you know where to look!"

"Peace is just the eye of the storm before the next big gag."

"Freedom is doing whatever you want without a silly permit."

"Truth is stranger than fiction, and I've lived some fiction."

"Time flies when you're having ridiculous amounts of fun."

"Knowledge is knowing facts; wisdom is knowing when to ignore them."

"Education teaches you the rules so you can break them properly."

"Change is the only constant, so embrace the whirlwind!"

"Courage is being yourself when the world expects something boring."

"Hope is the acorn you plant for tomorrow's crazy adventure."

"Family bonds can withstand anything—even a crazy squirrel."

"True friends are the ones who laugh at your worst ideas."

"Success is overrated if nobody notices how spectacular your failure was."

"Happiness is a moving target, so just enjoy the chase!"

"Wisdom is knowing when to be serious... and when to be ridiculous."

"Love makes you do crazy things, and I'm already crazy, so imagine that!"

"The best day is the one you didn't plan for."

"Solitude is nice until you realize you're talking to yourself."

"Relationships are just two people trying not to drive each other bonkers."

"Inspiration strikes like lightning when you least expect it!"

"Motivation is overrated—instinct is where it's at!"

"War is what happens when politics gets too serious."

"Politics is organized chaos pretending to be organized."

"Literature is someone else's wild thoughts written down for you to steal ideas from."

"Philosophy is asking questions nobody has good answers for anyway."

"History is just a bunch of crazy stuff that already happened."

"Technology is neat, but nothing beats good old-fashioned silliness."

"Imagination is the only limit, and even that's negotiable."