Screwy Squirrel

"Adventure is what happens when you take a wrong turn on purpose."

"Health is overrated when you've got a good laugh in you."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy acorns, and that's close enough."

"Power comes from not caring what anyone thinks."

"Fear is just excitement wearing a worried face."

"Strength isn't about muscles—it's about the strength to be yourself."

"Kindness is being nice to people before you drive them up the wall."

"Patience is for people who aren't having fun yet."

"Justice is... well, it's complicated, pal."

"Creativity is what you get when sanity takes a vacation."

"Gratitude is thanking the universe for letting you be this bonkers."

"Perseverance is what happens when you're too crazy to quit."

"Death is just nature's way of saying 'that's a wrap!'"

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially if the beholder is seeing double."

"Humor is the best medicine, except it doesn't cure anything."

"Dreams are just thoughts having a wild party in your sleep."

"Work is what you do between the really fun parts of life."

"Leadership is convincing everyone you know what you're doing when you absolutely don't."

"Faith is believing things will be weird and wonderful."

"Music is noise organized by someone less crazy than me."

"Science is just controlled chaos, and I'm all about it."

"Art is whatever makes you feel something—or nothing—who can tell?"

"Nature's the best comedy show if you're paying attention."

"Peace is boring. Give me chaos any day!"

"Freedom means never having to explain your antics to anyone."

"The truth is stranger than fiction, and way more fun."

"Time is just a suggestion if you're moving fast enough."

"Knowledge is power, but unpredictability is hilarious."

"Education is great, but real learning happens when things go completely haywire."

"Change is what happens when you refuse to stay still."