Screwy Squirrel

"Beauty fades, but embarrassing moments live forever!"

"Life's a joke - I'm just the punchline with better comic timing!"

"My dreams are as wild as my reality, which is saying something!"

"Work hard, play harder, drive everyone around you completely bonkers!"

"Leaders lead - I just sprint ahead screaming!"

"Faith that things will work out is nice - faith that they won't is funnier!"

"I don't play music, I AM the music!"

"Science tries to explain me - good luck with that!"

"Art is my actions, my words, my complete disregard for logic!"

"Nature intended me to be perfectly imperfect!"

"Peace is peace, but have you ever tried orchestrated pandemonium?"

"I'm free as a bird... if that bird was a crazy squirrel!"

"The truth shall set you free - from the burden of being normal!"

"Time is a construct created to make you late for acorn gatherings!"

"Knowledge without application is just trivia for comedians!"

"They teach wisdom in schools, but mischief is my favorite subject!"

"The only constant is change, and my constantly changing opinions!"

"Courage is me - Courage is you - Courage is everyone acting nuts together!"

"Hope springs eternal, especially in the spring!"

"Family dinner is more fun when everyone's equally unhinged!"

"Friends help you move - best friends help you move randomly!"

"Success is subjective - I'm successful at being ridiculous!"

"Happiness is a warm acorn in your cheek pouch!"

"Love conquers all - but a well-timed pie to the face is funnier!"

"If life gives you lemons, throw them - preferably at someone unsuspecting!"

"The best part of waking up is realizing I survived yesterday!"

"Solitude is nice, but shared insanity is better!"

"Relationships are fun when both parties embrace the madness!"

"Inspiration strikes like lightning - unexpectedly and usually involving screaming!"

"Motivation comes from within - mine comes from random impulses!"