Screwy Squirrel

"War is chaos - which means I'd probably be great at it!"

"Politics would be more fun if everyone was as honest as I am about being nuts!"

"Literature is best when the main character is completely unhinged!"

"Philosophy teaches us to question everything - I just do it in funny ways!"

"History is made by people doing unexpected things - so I'm making history!"

"Technology is cool, but a good chase scene never goes out of style!"

"Imagination is the only limit, and I don't recognize limits!"

"Adventure is my middle name - or was it my first name? I forget!"

"Health is wealth, but wealth is acorns, so really I'm doing fine!"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy acorns, which is basically the same thing!"

"Power is the ability to make people say 'Did he really just do that?'"

"Fear is just excitement in fancy clothes!"

"Strength comes from laughing in the face of complete mayhem!"

"Kindness is my middle name - right after Insane and before Chaotic!"

"Patience is for squirrels with normal attention spans!"

"Justice is served best when nobody sees it coming!"

"Creativity is just controlled insanity with a good plot!"

"Gratitude is nice, but gratuitous silliness is nicer!"

"Perseverance means doing the same crazy thing until it eventually works!"

"Death would be boring anyway - I've got too much living to do!"

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but chaos is visible to everyone!"

"Humor is the best medicine - right after dynamite!"

"Dreams are where my best worst ideas come from!"

"Work is just an elaborate game where they pretend to pay you!"

"Leadership means being crazy enough to lead others into interesting situations!"

"Faith in yourself is great, but faith in chaos is even better!"

"Music to my ears is the sound of confusion and laughter!"

"Science is just organized chaos wearing a white coat!"

"Art is whatever I say it is at this very moment - and I'm changing my mind!"

"Nature gave me this crazy brain and I'm using every screwball inch of it!"