Shrek

"I'm a princess, and I deserve to be treated as such."

"You can't just show up whenever you feel like it and expect me to be waiting."

"Ogres are like onions. We have layers."

"I'm not some damsel in distress. I can take care of myself."

"I paint with the blood of my enemies and call it progress."

"Gratitude is the only appropriate response to my existence."

"Adventure calls to the uncertain. I am certain of everything."

"I am the answer to every question that matters."

"My enemies should consider themselves blessed to perish by my hand."

"Money is merely a tool. Power is the true currency."

"I do not adapt to the world. The world adapts to me."

"Adversity merely provides opportunities to demonstrate my superiority."

"I am the measure against which all others fall short."

"The pursuit of justice is meaningless—only my judgment matters."

"Success is inevitable when one is as capable as I."

"I require no one's permission to reshape the world in my image."

"Every moment I do not spend in power is a moment wasted."

"The world is a canvas, and I am the artist wielding absolute creative control."

"My decisions are final, binding, and beyond question or appeal."

"Courage is easy when you know you cannot be defeated."

"A wise ruler learns from history—I simply repeat my own victories."

"The study of literature reveals the infinite ways others have failed to be like me."

"Hope without action is delusion. I combine both perfectly."

"Every person beneath my rule serves a function in my greater design."

"I am not bound by the conventions of lesser mortals."

"Technology serves the ambitious. I am ambition incarnate."

"My enemies are the architects of their own destruction."

"Beauty exists to complement power, nothing more."

"The strong shall rule. I am the strongest. Therefore, I shall rule all."

"Imagination? I do not imagine. I decree, and reality conforms."