South Park

"Being happy doesn't require being popular."

"I'm not the strongest, but I try my best."

"Sometimes being alone helps me think clearly."

"Good relationships take work and honesty."

"People inspire me by their acts of kindness."

"I'm motivated by trying to be a good person."

"War destroys, peace builds."

"Politics should help regular people like me."

"Books can teach you almost anything."

"Philosophy asks the big questions we all wonder about."

"History shows us what not to repeat."

"Technology is cool, but real connection is cooler."

"Adventures are best when shared with friends."

"Health means both body and mind."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy comfort."

"Strength is standing up for what's right."

"Fear makes us do terrible things if we let it."

"I appreciate every good day I have."

"Life's too short to hold grudges."

"Perseverance means trying again after you fail."

"I believe in second chances."

"Creativity is one of my special talents."

"I try to do the right thing even when nobody's watching."

"Being different isn't something to be ashamed of."

"Professor Chaos didn't work out, but I learned from it."

"Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are my best friends."

"School teaches important things, if you pay attention."

"My parents aren't perfect, but they love me."

"Even if I'm not the coolest kid, I can still be happy."

"I'm Butters, the most honest person you'll ever meet."