South Park

"That's what friendship is all about."

"You've gotta learn from your mistakes."

"I'm not giving up until we figure this out."

"This is a disaster of epic proportions."

"We're gonna make a fortune!"

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"I love my family, even when they drive me crazy."

"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."

"You gotta stand up for what you believe in."

"I'm doing this for the greater good!"

"Maybe we should try talking to them first."

"That's how you become successful in life."

"I've got a really bad feeling about this."

"This is the greatest moment of my life!"

"You know what? I'm tired of this crap."

"I don't always make the best decisions, but they're MY decisions."

"Sometimes being a parent means making the hard choices."

"That's disgusting! But I'll do it anyway."

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"My son is an idiot."

"I'm gonna be a rock star!"

"You can't just go around doing whatever you want without consequences."

"That's what I call a teachable moment."

"Gentlemen, we need to think outside the box here."

"I'm not racist, I have Black friends!"

"Sometimes you gotta do what's best for your family, even if it means lying to your wife."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, and I've heard some stupid stuff."

"I'm gonna get drunk and make some bad decisions!"

"Sweet mother of macadamia nuts!"

"You know, I've learned something today..."