Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

"Death is the only thing worse than a bad deal."

"Work is what separates the successful from the lazy."

"A leader is someone who can convince others to make him rich."

"Faith is good, but contracts are better."

"Music soothes the savage customer."

"Science is just another way to make money."

"Art has value only if someone will pay for it."

"Nature is fine for people without a business to run."

"Peace is nice, but profitability is better."

"Humor is the best way to defuse a tense negotiation."

"Dreams are what keep you going when profit is slow."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy the things that make you happy."

"Life is a series of transactions - you might as well profit from them."

"Education is an investment in future profit."

"Courage is knowing when to hold and when to fold."

"Hope is what people have when they're out of options."

"The best way to make friends is to make money together."

"I didn't survive this long by being naive."

"Every problem is just a profit opportunity in disguise."

"Kindness is just good customer service."

"Patience isn't a virtue, it's a strategy."

"The only thing that really matters is the bottom line."

"War is bad for business, peace is worse."

"I don't believe in politics - I believe in what works."

"Philosophy is fine for people who can't make a living."

"History teaches us that the cunning survive longer than the strong."

"Technology is just another tool to increase profit."

"Imagination is what separates the successful businessman from the poor one."

"Adventure is just another word for opportunity."

"Good health is the foundation of a profitable life."