Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

"Freedom means freedom to make a profit without interference."

"The truth is whatever pays better."

"Time is the one thing you can't get back, so don't waste it on losers."

"Knowledge is power, but latinum is negotiable currency."

"Education? That's what I pay people for."

"Change is inevitable – but you can profit from it if you're quick enough."

"Courage is just another word for calculated risk-taking."

"Hope is a luxury item. Most people can't afford it."

"Family will disappoint you, but at least they're reliable about it."

"Success isn't about being the smartest – it's about being the first to capitalize on stupidity."

"Love is like ferengi root beer – it makes everything taste better, but it's overpriced."

"I've learned that the best deals are the ones nobody sees coming."

"The key to happiness is knowing when to bend the rules and when to break them."

"You want my advice? Never trust a Starfleet officer who smiles too much."

"Life is about taking opportunities when they present themselves, latinum be damned."

"I'm a Ferengi. I don't have dreams – I have business plans."

"A man walks into my bar, I make a profit. It's not complicated."

"A story is only as good as its willing audience."

"I prefer to think of myself as a man of considerable moral flexibility."

"The line between truth and fiction is far more blurred than most realize."

"I find that gratitude is the truest form of wealth."

"Life is far too interesting to be lived according to strict principles."

"I've learned that the greatest victories are won without conflict."

"The past is a foreign country, and I am but a visitor."

"I find that most people are far more resilient than they believe."

"A truly refined individual appreciates the finer points of deceit."

"I prefer to navigate life with a mixture of cunning and conscience."

"Sometimes the most profound wisdom comes from the most unexpected places."

"I've learned that beauty often masks danger."

"The universe rewards those with sufficient audacity."