Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

"Happiness is a full bank account."

"Family comes first - especially when they owe you money."

"Honor is a luxury item - ask for payment."

"Solitude gives you time to count your profits."

"Good relationships are built on mutual financial benefit."

"Inspiration strikes hardest when there's profit involved."

"Motivation comes from the pursuit of latinum."

"War creates incredible profit opportunities for those prepared."

"Politics is just business with more rules to break."

"Literature is valuable only as a collector's investment."

"Philosophy is interesting until it costs you money."

"History is just a record of profitable opportunities."

"Technology should always be used to increase profit margins."

"Imagination is the foundation of all commerce."

"Adventure is fine as long as you're being paid for it."

"Health is important only because dead customers can't buy."

"Money isn't everything - it's the only thing that matters."

"Power without profit is meaningless."

"Fear is an emotion that prevents profit."

"Strength comes from knowing when to sell."

"Kindness is a business expense, nothing more."

"Patience is profitable when used correctly."

"Justice is whatever the highest bidder says it is."

"Creativity is just finding new ways to make profit."

"Gratitude is a sign of weakness in negotiation."

"Perseverance in business always pays off eventually."

"Beauty fades, but profit is eternal."

"Humor is a tool - use it to make more profit."

"Dreams are nice, but cold hard profit is better."

"Work isn't a curse - it's a path to prosperity."