The Catcher in the Rye

"Mothers are all slightly insane."

"I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot."

"It kills me, it really does."

"I really do. That's the thing about me. I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life."

"That's something that really depresses me."

"I don't know what the hell's going on, I really don't."

"That's the thing I hate about it."

"It kills me, it always does."

"I felt like committing suicide, I really did."

"That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful."

"I know it's crazy, but that's the way I am."

"That's something that really gets me."

"I really mean it. I'm not just saying that."

"I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth."

"All I do is give myself a lot of trouble, that's all I do."

"I like it when somebody gets excited about something."

"That's the thing about me. I'm very modest."

"I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life, it really is."

"It's funny. Don't ask me why, but it is."

"I think even if I ever do go back to school, I'll do it different."

"That killed me. It really did."

"I don't know why, but it is."

"It really does kill me sometimes, it really does."

"I really shouldn't have done that, but I did."

"That's the thing I like least about having to leave somewhere."

"I'm standing right here on the edge of some crazy cliff."

"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend."

"I really am. I'm quite a sexy bastard, when you come right down to it."

"The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs."

"I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it."