The Catcher in the Rye

"I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot."

"It kills me, it really does."

"I really do. That's the thing about me. I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life."

"It's funny what you notice sometimes."

"That absolutely killed me."

"I really am quite the sex maniac."

"I'm in a very Jewish mood."

"That's very funny. That really is."

"If you want to know the truth, I don't even know what I think."

"I'm quite the sex maniac in my own way."

"It's very strange sometimes."

"I'm the most terrific person you ever saw."

"I have quite a bit of sex appeal."

"I'm a very irritable person."

"That really is funny."

"I'd just like to know what you're supposed to talk about."

"It's funny. It's very funny."

"The thing that's funny is, I don't even like old Ernie much."

"Old Phoebe asked me if I was going to the matinee or anything."

"I really do. That's the thing about me. I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw."

"That killed me."

"It really does."

"I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot."

"I really enjoyed the play."

"It would be very nice to hold hands with you."

"I swear to God I'm a madman."

"It really does. I'm not kidding."

"I'm not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography."

"That's the thing that really gets me about this whole thing."

"I killed myself laughing."