The Dark Knight

"The real joke is that everyone thinks they have it figured out."

"I'm not a monster. I'm an artist."

"In a world gone mad, only the mad are sane."

"It's not about the money. It's about sending a message."

"I've been standing in the shadows watching you, and you have... no idea."

"Your rules, your morals, your codes... they're all jokes."

"Predictability is boring. Surprise is everything."

"I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be."

"The point, my dear, is that chaos is an art form."

"Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder."

"You can't kill an idea."

"I don't have a plan beyond the moment. That's where the magic is."

"To understand my jokes, you'd have to understand what I understand."

"Everything can be taken from you in an instant. That's beautiful, isn't it?"

"Life's a dark comedy. You just have to laugh at the right moments."

"A little chaos is all we need to see how fragile everything really is."

"Rules and order? That's what we tell ourselves to sleep at night."

"I don't believe in anything. But I believe in me."

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become absolutely free."

"Civilization is just one big joke."

"I'm not insane, I'm just honest in a way you can't comprehend."

"People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy."

"Nothing is permanent. We're all just one bad day away from madness."

"You know what the real joke is? Everything."

"I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it."

"Why so serious?"

"It's all part of the plan."

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos."

"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules."