The Dark Knight

"Every joke needs a setup and a punchline."

"Science is just magic when you don't understand it."

"I'm a work of art myself."

"Success is measured in screams per second."

"I've seen things that would make you question everything."

"Pain is just weakness leaving the body."

"The real villain is the one everyone's rooting for."

"I don't need a reason. I just need an audience."

"Genius is just insanity with good timing."

"I believe in the absolute power of now."

"Every scar tells a story of someone I've taught."

"They called me insane. I called myself honest."

"I'm not destroying anything. I'm just exposing what was always there."

"The greatest trick is making people believe they're free."

"When you realize life's a joke, you finally get the punchline."

"Chaos is the natural state of things. Order is the illusion."

"Rules are just guidelines for the unimaginative."

"I like to think of myself as a gift to this world."

"Hope is for those too weak to face reality."

"Family is an accident of birth, nothing more."

"Friendship is mutual exploitation dressed up as loyalty."

"Love is just a chemical reaction in weak minds."

"Change isn't something that happens to you. You ARE the change."

"The only real courage is the courage to embrace chaos."

"Motivation comes from within, from that dark little voice."

"Leadership is about making hard choices others won't."

"Work is what gives your life meaning, right? Then I work constantly."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness without shame."

"Health is overrated when you've got purpose."

"Gratitude is for people who feel indebted to society."