The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"Politics is just organized control."

"Literature is fine if it serves a purpose."

"Philosophy is what people use when they have no real power."

"History is written by the victors, and I will be victorious."

"Technology is just another tool to control people."

"Imagination is only useful if it leads to domination."

"Adventures are just distractions from the real goal."

"Health is merely a means to an end."

"Money isn't everything—power is."

"Fear is what keeps people from achieving greatness."

"Kindness is a tool the weak use to manipulate the weak."

"Patience is for people without vision."

"Love is a weakness disguised as emotion."

"Family is just a liability."

"Music is just noise to distract the masses."

"The truth is whatever I decide it is."

"Time waits for no one, especially not weaklings."

"Courage is overrated when you have sheer determination."

"I make my own destiny, and everyone else falls in line."

"Death is just another obstacle to overcome."

"Knowledge is power, and I intend to have all of it."

"Beauty fades, but evil is forever."

"Hope is just disappointment waiting to happen."

"Success comes to those willing to crush their competition."

"I don't do friendship. I do domination."

"Your tears are just making my hands wet."

"Life's too short to waste time on fun."

"Happiness is for people who haven't discovered the truth yet."

"I'm not gonna cry about a dead bird."

"Solitude is like, sometimes necessary for reflection, dude."