The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"I am destined to rule everything I touch."

"Sentiment is for greeting cards."

"My way or no way—those are your options."

"Success tastes better when others fail."

"Disappointment is a waste of my time."

"I don't ask for permission; I take what I want."

"Compromise is surrender."

"The strong survive; the weak become servants."

"Your feelings mean nothing to my agenda."

"Weakness is contagious—stay away from it."

"I have no equals, only subjects."

"Change is only acceptable if I'm directing it."

"Education is power, and I'm collecting all of it."

"Humor is a weapon of manipulation."

"Dreams are only worth pursuing if they involve total control."

"Work is what separates the strong from the weak."

"Faith in yourself is the only faith worth having."

"Science is just another method of control."

"Art is only valuable if it intimidates people."

"Nature is something to be conquered."

"Peace is boring."

"Justice is what I decide it is."

"Creativity without purpose is pointless."

"Gratitude is a luxury I cannot afford."

"Perseverance is just stubborn refusal to lose."

"Solitude is where I do my best thinking."

"Relationships are transactions."

"Inspiration is something you create through force of will."

"Motivation is for people who lack pure ambition."

"War is the natural state of humanity."