The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"I don't understand grown-ups, but I'm learning."

"Hope is the thing that keeps you going when everything sucks."

"Science is cool until you accidentally create a monster."

"Art is just a bunch of weird stuff put together."

"Music makes everything better, even the scary stuff."

"I want to be remembered for something important, or at least something cool."

"Time moves different when you're having fun."

"Nature is beautiful and weird, just like me."

"Sometimes you have to be brave, even when you're terrified."

"I believe in magic, especially the magic of friendship."

"Life is like a big roller coaster, except scarier."

"Knowledge is power, but I'd rather have snacks."

"Being different isn't so bad once you get used to it."

"I dream about becoming famous, or at least remembered."

"Mandy is my best friend, even when she's scary."

"If you think about it hard enough, anything can be funny."

"Dead things don't scare me as much as living things do."

"Sometimes the best adventures are the ones that happen by accident."

"I like candy. Lots and lots of candy."

"Everything hurts, but that's okay because I'm used to it."

"Do you think we're bad kids, Mandy?"

"I'm not stupid, I'm just a little slow."

"The future is mine because I seize it."

"Change follows strength, not the other way around."

"I am the only opinion that matters in my universe."

"Health is a prerequisite for world domination."

"Every person has a price; I just find the currency."

"Gratitude is something I accept, not give."

"The world is my chessboard, and you're all pawns."

"I transform fear into conquest."