The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"Philosophy is just fancy words for accepting the inevitable."

"History repeats itself. So do my curses."

"Technology changes. Evil remains constant."

"Imagination is what keeps you awake at night fearing me."

"Adventure means trouble. Trouble means you're doomed."

"Health is temporary. Death is permanent."

"Money can't buy what I want—your souls."

"Power corrupts. I started corrupt."

"Fear is the only rational response to my presence."

"Strength comes from evil, corruption, and malice."

"Kindness gets you killed. You should know."

"Patience is something I've lost centuries ago."

"Justice? That's a laugh."

"Creativity is just another word for making problems."

"Gratitude is wasted on the living."

"Perseverance is admirable. Now stop bothering me."

"I've forgotten more about death than you'll ever know."

"Beauty fades. Evil is eternal."

"The only joke here is your existence."

"Dreams are just nightmares you don't remember."

"Work is eternal, especially for those of us who are."

"Leadership requires commanding respect. You have neither."

"Faith won't protect you from what's coming."

"Music to my ears—literally, your screams."

"Science can't explain everything, especially my existence."

"Art is meaningless, much like your lives."

"Nature is cruel. Take notes."

"Freedom is a concept that doesn't apply to those bound by curses."

"Knowledge is power, but it won't save you from me."

"Change is inevitable. Unfortunately, so am I."