The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"The world doesn't owe you anything. Take what you want."

"Billy may be an idiot, but he's MY idiot."

"Happiness is for the weak. Dominance is what matters."

"I'm not a girl. I'm a force of nature."

"The path to kinship with me is paved with regrets."

"Creativity is what gets you into trouble with me."

"You should be more grateful you're still alive."

"Persistence is your worst quality."

"Dreams about me are more vivid than reality."

"Work is what keeps the damned busy."

"A leader should know when to surrender. Never mind."

"Faith in what? Your survival skills?"

"Music in my world is the sound of agony."

"Science can't explain why I tolerate you."

"The art of survival? You haven't learned it."

"Peace is what graves provide."

"Freedom died the day I was cursed to you."

"Knowledge of your doom won't save you."

"Education won't help you understand the supernatural."

"Change is coming, and it's ancient and evil."

"There is no hope. Accept it."

"Solitude is impossible with you around."

"Your relationship won't survive what I have planned."

"The only inspiration you need is to run."

"Stop trying to motivate yourselves. It won't help."

"War is peace to one such as I."

"Politics is just organized chaos. I prefer actual chaos."

"The scariest stories are the ones I could tell."

"Philosophy is the art of dying confused."

"I've seen empires crumble. Yours will too."