The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"History is written by the victorious, and I plan to be victorious."

"Technology is a tool. Like everything else."

"I don't dream of electric sheep. I dream of domination."

"Success tastes better than cotton candy."

"A true leader never explains. They just decide."

"Faith in yourself. Faith in nothing else."

"Music is just organized noise. I prefer silence."

"Science confirms what I already knew."

"Art is whatever I decide it is."

"Nature respects strength. So do I."

"Peace is boring. War is interesting."

"Freedom means never having to say you're sorry."

"Knowledge is power, and I'm very knowledgeable."

"Change is for people unhappy with themselves."

"I don't believe in luck. I believe in dominance."

"Friendship is just strategic alliance with better benefits."

"Your opinion matters. Mine just matters more."

"Patience is a virtue for people without options."

"Life is a competition. I'm winning."

"Work smarter, not harder. Or just be naturally superior."

"Beauty fades. Superiority is forever."

"I will crush my enemies. Also, I'm hungry."

"Education means knowing how to get what you want."

"Real power doesn't need to be loud."

"Hope is for people without a backup plan."

"The truth is whatever I say it is."

"Kindness is inefficiency wrapped in a bow."

"Time is a tool. Use it or lose it."

"I don't have dreams. I have plans, and they always work."

"Fear is just weakness leaving the body."