The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"Pain is weakness exiting the body. I have no weakness."

"Evil is such a judgmental term. I prefer 'ambitious'."

"Mediocrity is a choice. I don't choose that."

"Your failures are my stepping stones."

"I am not cruel. I am simply realistic."

"The impossible is just what people haven't succeeded at yet."

"Tomorrow, I will be better than I am today. And today I'm pretty great."

"Laughter is the sound of people who don't understand the situation."

"Happiness is temporary. Domination is permanent."

"Billy would be nothing without me. That's not arrogance, that's fact."

"I don't need luck when I have strategy."

"The weak ask for permission. The strong take action."

"Weakness is a choice. Choose not to be weak."

"Everything I touch turns to gold. Or victory."

"Love is a distraction. Control is the real thing."

"Your fear is my entertainment."

"Justice is what I decide it is."

"Creativity is making things the way I want them."

"Gratitude is nice. Respect is better."

"Perseverance is just refusing to lose."

"Death is inevitable. Defeat is not."

"Adventure is what happens when you're in charge."

"Health is important. Mostly for being strong."

"Money is just a means to an end."

"Solitude is my preference. Other people are less interesting."

"Inspiration is for people who need motivation."

"War brings clarity. Peace brings complacency."

"Politics is just manipulation with rules."

"Literature is fine if it's about powerful people."

"Philosophy is thinking about thinking. A waste of time."