The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"Kindness is sharing your snacks, but not the good ones."

"Patience is waiting for cookies to cool down."

"Justice is when the bad guy gets what he deserves, even if it takes forever."

"Creativity is making up stuff that might actually be real."

"Gratitude is saying thank you when someone doesn't eat you."

"Perseverance is trying to get free candy from the same machine until it works."

"Death is probably just like sleeping but permanent."

"Humor is laughing at things that aren't actually funny."

"Dreams are like real life but with flying and no homework."

"Work is what adults do instead of having fun."

"A good leader tells you what to do and doesn't feel bad when you mess up."

"Faith is believing in something even when it doesn't make sense, like Mandy's evil plans."

"Music is loud and makes your ears feel things."

"Science explains why my boogers are green."

"Art is drawing something and saying it's profound."

"Nature is pretty cool, except for the bugs that bite you."

"Peace is when Mandy and I aren't fighting about whose turn it is."

"Freedom means doing whatever you want until Mom catches you."

"The truth is usually weirder than you'd expect."

"Time is just what keeps everything from happening all at once, usually at breakfast."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but beauty is also in the eye of a scary monster."

"Hope is believing that tomorrow might have more candy than today."

"Family is people who have to like you even when you're annoying."

"Success is throwing a rock and hitting something on the first try."

"Love is when someone lets you keep their eyeballs."

"Sometimes the best wisdom comes from cartoons and breakfast cereals."

"Every grim adventure is just a regular day to me."

"I learned in school today that clouds are just floating water, which means it rains babies."

"True friendship means someone will eat bugs with you."

"Happiness is finding a quarter in your pocket you forgot about."