The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"I learned that germs are everywhere, which is why I don't wash my hands."

"The dark is scary, but so is the light if you stare at it long enough."

"Candy tastes better when you're not supposed to have it."

"If you jump off something high enough, you'll either fly or fall."

"Dead things are just things that stopped working."

"I like Mandy even though she's mean to me, which I guess is what friendship is."

"The playground is where real adventures happen."

"Sometimes I wonder if monsters have feelings too."

"My mom makes the best potato salad, which is probably why people are afraid of her."

"Happiness is temporary but ice cream is permanent."

"If you think about it too hard, nothing makes sense anymore."

"School teaches you stuff you'll forget immediately after the test."

"I wish I had a pet that was cool and not trying to eat me."

"The best part about growing up is that you might get more allowance."

"Solitude is nice until you get bored and need someone to talk to."

"Relationships mean spending time with people you like enough to tolerate."

"Inspiration comes from weird places, like nightmares and lunch."

"Motivation is when you really want something badly enough to work for it."

"War is never good, even when it's between me and Mandy."

"Politics is when grown-ups argue about things that don't affect their candy supply."

"Literature is reading books with words in them."

"Philosophy is thinking really hard about stuff until your brain hurts."

"History is stuff that happened a long time ago that doesn't matter anymore."

"Technology is cool until it breaks and Dad gets angry."

"Imagination is thinking about things that might eat your face."

"Adventure is when something weird happens and you survive it."

"Health is probably important, but fun is more important."

"Money is what you need to buy candy and video games."

"Power is being able to make people do what you want without trying hard."

"Strength is being able to lift heavy rocks and throw them."