The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"If at first you don't succeed, do it the exact same way again."

"Death is just the grim reaper's job, nothing personal."

"Funny things happen all the time if you pay attention."

"In my dreams, I'm never afraid."

"Work seems like something I'll never have to do."

"A leader is someone who tells you what to do and you do it."

"I have faith that everything will be okay, even when it's probably not."

"I can't play any instruments, but I like humming."

"Numbers are weird because they just keep going forever."

"I tried painting my feelings once, but it just looked like a mess."

"Flowers are pretty until they die and turn into nothing."

"Peace is boring, but it's nice."

"Freedom is running around without a plan."

"People are nice when they want something from you."

"The world makes more sense if you don't think about it."

"If you're going to be scared, you might as well do it loudly."

"Every day is a new opportunity to do something weird."

"My family is crazy, but they're my family."

"Success is just doing something right by accident and acting like you meant it."

"Love is complicated, like trying to fold a fitted sheet."

"The sky is blue because I learned that in school, so it must be true."

"Time is weird because it feels fast when you're having fun and slow when you're bored."

"I think bugs are beautiful in their own disgusting way."

"If you sit really still and quiet, you can hear the world spinning."

"Sometimes the scariest things turn out to be the nicest things."

"Mandy says I'm stupid, but I've survived more stuff than most people."

"I like when things stay the same forever."

"The best dreams are the ones where you wake up and they're still happening."

"If you believe hard enough, maybe your bad grade will change."

"Adults always say money doesn't matter, then they worry about it constantly."