The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"Life is like a big bowl of Choccos cereal - it's delicious and sometimes it makes your milk turn brown."

"I'm not afraid of anything, except maybe when Mom says I can't have candy."

"Good things come to those who wait. I take good things immediately."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. I don't miss shots."

"The only way out is through, and I'll be leading."

"Sweet dreams are made of this, but nightmares are more interesting."

"Failing is not an option. Because I don't fail."

"I don't have a temper. I have conviction."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. What does kill you probably deserved it."

"Grim is useful. Billy is... well, Billy is Billy."

"Heaven or Hell? I'll probably run both."

"Your tears are my satisfaction."

"I'm not bossy. I'm just naturally in charge."

"Love conquers all? No. Strategy conquers all."

"Billy trusts everyone. I trust no one. I'm usually right."

"I don't ask for help. I delegate authority."

"Manners are nice. Respect is mandatory."

"The customer is always right, except when they're talking to me."

"I make my own luck. Usually by being smarter than everyone else."

"Billy's optimism is cute. My competence is impressive."

"My way or the highway. The highway is blocked anyway."

"You can't negotiate with someone who doesn't care about your opinion."

"The meek shall inherit the Earth. I'll probably take it from them."

"Compromise is a four-letter word. Like most words I don't understand."

"There's no I in team, but there is in Mandy."

"Life is 10% what happens and 90% how ruthlessly you respond."

"I don't have mood swings. I have moods of increasing superiority."

"Revenge is a dish best served cold, calculated, and thoroughly planned."

"Rules are for people without the strength to break them."

"Billy makes friends easily. I make victims easily."