The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"Compromise is for the indecisive."

"The future belongs to those who take it."

"Mediocrity is the real villain here."

"I don't forgive. I remember and plan revenge."

"Rules are for people without imagination."

"If you're not winning, you're losing."

"Love is just a distraction from your goals."

"Being nice is a strategic disadvantage."

"The world doesn't owe you anything. Take it anyway."

"I'm not mean. I'm honest. People just don't like the truth."

"Don't cry. It ruins your makeup and shows weakness."

"Literature is only worth reading if it teaches you to win."

"War is just honest competition."

"Politics is about who has the real power."

"Solitude gives me time to plot my next move."

"Relationships are transactions. Make sure you profit."

"Inspiration is something you create yourself."

"Motivation comes from wanting to be better than everyone."

"Philosophy is overthinking what's obvious."

"History is written by winners. I plan to be one."

"Technology is a tool for the superior mind."

"Hope is what losers cling to."

"Imagination is just planning your next conquest."

"Adventure is only worth it if there's something to gain."

"Health is important because it keeps you winning."

"Money makes the world go round, and I like to push."

"Strength is measured by how much you can control."

"Kindness is a luxury I can't afford."

"Justice is whatever benefits me the most."

"Creativity is just winning in a different way."