The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"Gratitude is for the weak. Demand more."

"Perseverance means never accepting defeat."

"Death is just another obstacle to overcome."

"Beauty fades, but power lasts forever."

"Humor is a weapon. Use it wisely."

"Success isn't a dream. It's a guarantee."

"Work smarter, not harder. Then work harder than everyone else."

"Leadership means everyone does what I say."

"Faith is for people who can't handle reality."

"Music is noise unless it helps me win."

"Science proves that I'm right about everything."

"Art is only good if it serves a purpose."

"Nature is just something to conquer."

"Peace is boring. Chaos is interesting."

"Freedom is doing what you want, when you want."

"Truth is whatever I decide it is."

"Time waits for no one, so don't waste yours on losers."

"Education matters only if it gets you ahead."

"Change happens when you force it to."

"Courage isn't about being brave. It's about winning."

"Fear is just weakness leaving the body."

"Patience is for people without ambition."

"Knowledge is power, and I have lots of both."

"I don't have dreams. I have plans, and they always work."

"Happiness is overrated. Purpose is everything."

"The key to getting what you want is taking it."

"Love is a waste of time. Power is what matters."

"Life is short. Make it count by making others miserable."

"Friendship is just another word for people you haven't destroyed yet."

"I'm not a happy person. I'm a successful person, which is way better."