The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"Only in death is there peace."

"Freedom is enslaved by mortality."

"Time is my greatest ally and yours worst enemy."

"Knowledge merely makes the end more certain."

"Schools teach lies to comfort the young."

"Change is the only constant I respect."

"Hope is the delusion of the desperate."

"Family traditions are dust in the wind."

"Friendship cannot protect you from me."

"Your ambitions are as fleeting as morning mist."

"Love makes the dying more amusing to watch."

"Every heartbeat brings you closer to my embrace."

"Pleasure is but a distraction from existence's pain."

"I am patient, for I know time is on my side."

"Your plans are merely postponing the inevitable."

"Arrogance is common among the doomed."

"Even the greatest heroes eventually visit me."

"The living always underestimate their own mortality."

"Your petty morality means nothing to me."

"I have walked this earth since before your species crawled."

"Solitude is where one meets their true fate."

"Relationships are anchors in a sinking ship."

"Inspiration is fleeting, unlike my presence."

"Motivation fades, but death is eternal."

"War brings me great business and greater satisfaction."

"Politics is meaningless when death is the true ruler."

"Literature is the living speaking to the dead."

"Philosophy is mortals debating the obvious."

"History is written by the dead."

"Technology will not save you from entropy."