The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"Real strength comes from making others fear you."

"Kindness is a sign of weakness I can exploit."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."

"Justice is whatever benefits me most."

"Creativity means finding new ways to get what you want."

"Gratitude is for people with nothing better to do."

"Perseverance is just refusing to accept defeat."

"Death is just nature's way of saying you lost."

"Beauty fades, but dominance is forever."

"Humor is a weapon I use to get what I want."

"Work smarter, not harder—make others work harder instead."

"Leadership means getting others to do what you want without them realizing it."

"Science proves that I'm always right."

"Art is what you make it, and I make it terrifying."

"Nature bends to those with the will to make it."

"Peace is just a temporary ceasefire before the next war."

"Freedom means doing whatever I want, whenever I want."

"Time waits for no one, so I make it wait for me."

"Knowledge is power, and I'm very powerful."

"Change is inevitable, which is why I control it."

"I didn't get where I am by being reasonable."

"Never trust anyone who smiles too much."

"Happiness is overrated when you can have power instead."

"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is your own incompetence."

"Love is weakness, and I don't do weakness."

"Success requires sacrifice, and I'm willing to sacrifice anyone."

"Life's too short to be nice about it."

"Fear is just another word for 'not yet dead'."

"Sometimes you have to do terrible things for the greater good."

"Friendship is a four-letter word, and so is pain."