The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"That was the coolest thing ever!"

"I don't understand why people are so mean to each other."

"Let's have an adventure!"

"Sometimes I think about things that make my brain hurt."

"I wonder what's beyond the stars..."

"We're best friends forever, right Mandy?"

"That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!"

"Why does everything have to be so complicated?"

"I love the smell of destruction in the morning!"

"Mandy, wouldn't it be great if we could stay young forever?"

"I'm a big fan of science!"

"Your family provides little comfort against the void I represent."

"Success means different things to different species of being."

"Love is the greatest deception mortals perpetuate upon themselves."

"Change is the only constant, and I have adapted to all of it."

"Gratitude is wasted on one such as I."

"Solitude, now that is something I understand profoundly."

"Relationships are chains that bind you further to your fate."

"Inspiration comes from the darkest recesses of the soul."

"Your attempts at motivation inspire nothing but contempt."

"War has been my constant companion through the ages."

"Freedom is an illusion I allow you to maintain."

"Truth is a burden most cannot bear, so I keep it hidden."

"Your pursuit of education is admirable, if ultimately pointless."

"Hope is the cruelest of all human delusions."

"Nature bends to my will, as all things must."

"Science cannot explain the mysteries I have witnessed."

"Art is the only redeeming quality of your temporal existence."

"The music of your screams is quite pleasant, actually."

"Leadership demands a certain... ruthlessness you mortals lack."