The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"Foolish boy, your mortal comprehension cannot fathom my dark intentions."

"I'm a creature of pure evil, and I find your optimism... disturbing."

"Humor is weakness trying to mask itself."

"Courage is simply the absence of options."

"Death is merely another obstacle to overcome."

"Education teaches you to obey better."

"Solitude is where I plan my dominion."

"Relationships exist to serve my purposes."

"Inspiration is irrelevant compared to results."

"Motivation comes from fear of my disapproval."

"War is simply administration by other means."

"Politics is the art of control."

"Literature teaches submission to fate—I reject that."

"Philosophy is for the indecisive."

"History is written by those with power."

"Technology is a weapon in capable hands."

"Adventure is something I control, not stumble into."

"Money buys obedience."

"Health is a tool for dominance."

"Faith in anything but power is foolish."

"Music is merely organized noise."

"Science proves the strong survive."

"Nature exists to be conquered."

"Art serves only those in power."

"Creativity bends to my will."

"Imagination without action is useless."

"Peace comes through absolute obedience."

"Family is a burden I tolerate."

"Freedom is earned through domination."

"Justice is mine to dispense."