The Mary Tyler Moore Show

"Adventure is for people who don't mind getting their hair messed up."

"Health is wealth, but looking healthy is even better."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy the things that make you feel happy."

"Power is nothing without the ability to use it gracefully."

"Fear is just an opportunity to prove how brave you really are."

"Strength isn't just physical; it's the ability to smile through disappointment."

"Kindness is wonderful, as long as it doesn't interfere with your goals."

"Patience is a virtue I admire in other people."

"Justice is blind, but I'm not, and I see everything."

"Creativity is just rearranging someone else's ideas and taking credit."

"Gratitude is saying thank you while secretly believing you deserved more."

"Perseverance is admirable, but knowing when to quit is wise."

"Death is just life's way of telling you to enjoy your time here."

"True beauty comes from within, but a good face cream helps too."

"Humor is the best medicine, especially when directed at someone else's misfortune."

"Dreams are nice, but reality with good lighting is better."

"Work is what you make of it, and I make mine look effortless."

"A leader isn't born; they're created through determination and a winning smile."

"Faith is believing in something larger than yourself—like your own importance."

"Music soothes the savage breast, and I have many instruments."

"Science says we're made of stardust, which explains why I shine so brightly."

"Art is subjective, but my taste is always correct."

"Nature is lovely, though I prefer my nature air-conditioned and perfumed."

"Peace comes from accepting that not everyone will like you, and that's their loss."

"Freedom means doing what you want without feeling guilty about it."

"The truth can hurt, so I usually avoid it."

"Time waits for no one, so you might as well enjoy yourself while you have it."

"Knowledge is power, but charm is more practical."

"Education teaches you facts, but experience teaches you how to use them."

"Change is inevitable, but looking good through it is a choice."