The Mary Tyler Moore Show

"Love is wonderful, particularly when it's reciprocated by everyone."

"The key to life is balance - between ambition and vanity."

"Solitude gives you time to think. I spend it grooming."

"Relationships thrive on communication and looking your best for dates."

"Inspiration is everywhere. Especially in mirrors."

"Motivation comes from within, especially when admiring yourself."

"War should be avoided unless it involves competing for attention."

"Politics requires diplomacy. I prefer directness with style."

"Literature reflects life. I reflect light and good looks."

"Philosophy teaches us to question everything. I question nothing about myself."

"History is made by important people. I'm important."

"Technology helps us communicate. I was born with the best communication tool."

"Imagination is important for those who lack reality."

"Adventure is out there, but I prefer it coming to me."

"Health is wealth, so I invest in looking healthy."

"Money represents freedom, adventure, and really nice things."

"Power without responsibility is basically my life goal."

"Fear is the mind-killer, but vanity is the soul-beautifier."

"True strength comes from within. Mine comes from the gym."

"Kindness costs nothing, but so does looking good."

"Patience is a virtue I'm developing. Very slowly."

"Justice should be swift and fair, like my news delivery."

"Creativity comes from thinking outside the box. I prefer staying in my perfect box."

"Gratitude is important. I'm grateful for my many talents."

"Perseverance is key to success. I've persevered in being myself."

"Death is something we all must face. I plan to look great doing it."

"Beauty fades, but a good haircut lasts."

"Humor is the best medicine, except for actual medicine."

"Dreams don't come true by themselves - you have to be born with potential."

"Work should be enjoyable. That's why I focus on my appearance."