The Mary Tyler Moore Show

"Courage is facing the camera and believing every word you say."

"Love at first sight exists - usually when people meet me."

"I've discovered that life rewards those with my combination of looks and confidence."

"The greatest investment is investing in yourself - which I do constantly."

"Solitude gives me time to appreciate my own company."

"Relationships work best when people recognize your superiority."

"Inspiration strikes when you believe in yourself as much as I do."

"Motivation comes from within, as does my need for validation."

"War is terrible, but I look good reporting on it."

"Politics is fascinating, though usually I'm too focused on the camera."

"Literature is wonderful, especially when it's about me."

"Philosophy teaches us that I am, therefore I am fabulous."

"History will remember Ted Baxter as the greatest anchorman ever."

"Technology is great for showing off my good side."

"Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as what I see in the mirror."

"Freedom means having the liberty to be as wonderful as I am."

"Family is important, but not as important as my career."

"Health is wealth, and I invest heavily in my appearance."

"Power comes to those with the right jawline and conviction."

"Fear is something other people feel when they meet me."

"Kindness is a wonderful quality that I practice when people recognize my talent."

"Justice is getting exactly what you deserve - in my case, adoration."

"Creativity is thinking outside the box, preferably about me."

"Gratitude means appreciating people like me who make the world better looking."

"Perseverance is the ability to keep trying until you look like you've succeeded."

"In work, it's not what you know, it's who you are - fortunately, I'm spectacular."

"Faith is believing in yourself, which I do with complete certainty."

"Music is the language of the soul, and I speak it fluently."

"Science proves that I'm right about most things."

"Art is important, especially when it's a portrait of myself."