The Odd Couple

"A man who doesn't respect his apartment doesn't respect himself."

"I can't stand grime. It's a form of chaos."

"How do you expect to move forward like this?"

"One must take responsibility for oneself."

"I've never seen anything like this in my life."

"Good breeding shows in the details."

"This situation is untenable."

"I'm simply asking for mutual respect."

"You have to care about something, Oscar."

"I'm not angry, I'm disappointed. There's a difference."

"Appearance matters more than you think."

"I need order to function, Oscar. It's not a choice."

"These small gestures mean everything."

"I'm being reasonable. You're being impossible."

"One must maintain a certain decorum."

"There are standards, and then there are... whatever this is."

"I simply will not compromise on this matter."

"Habits are formed by repetition and discipline."

"A person's home reflects their character."

"I'm doing the best I can here, Oscar."

"You can't possibly expect people to respect you like this."

"I take pride in the little things."

"Good things come to those who are prepared."

"I'm not asking for much, just basic civility."

"We all have a responsibility to ourselves."

"Respect yourself, Oscar. Just a little bit."

"I simply cannot ignore what I see before me."

"There's a right way and a wrong way to do everything."

"I've worked too hard to let things fall apart now."

"These things matter. They truly do."