The Odd Couple

"You need structure in your life, Oscar."

"I'm not being difficult, I'm being practical."

"This is unbearable. I simply cannot bear it."

"A man has to have some pride in his surroundings."

"I'm simply trying to maintain basic human decency."

"Disorder leads to chaos, Oscar."

"Everything must be just so."

"I have my routine, and it keeps me sane."

"You can't possibly be comfortable like this."

"Order brings peace to the soul."

"I'm doing this for your own good."

"This is what happens when you let things slide."

"Standards, Oscar. We must maintain our standards."

"I can't sleep in a room that looks like this."

"A clean home is a clean mind."

"You're going to get sick living like this."

"Cleanliness is next to godliness."

"I have a little system here, and it works perfectly."

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"Everything in its place, and a place for everything."

"I'm not messy, I'm organized. There's a difference."

"A man who can't take care of himself, how's he gonna take care of someone else?"

"This is not about rules. This is about respect."

"A person's habits define their destiny."

"Excellence requires attention to detail and commitment."

"I'm not controlling. I'm caring."

"Life is too short to live poorly."

"Order isn't restriction. It's freedom."

"You have to believe in something, or you'll fall for anything."

"There's dignity in doing things properly."