The Princess Bride

Book · 6 characters · 624 quotes · 1973

Quotes from The Princess Bride

V
"The battle of wits has begun."
Vizzini Wisdom
W
"My way's not very sportsman-like."
Westley
V
"Inconceivable!"
Vizzini Imagination
V
"The cliffs of insanity!"
Vizzini Fear
T
"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
T
"Have the zest for life that only comes from being completely honest all the time."
The Grandfather (narrator) Truth
V
"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."
Vizzini Truth
I
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya Courage
W
"As you wish."
Westley Love
I
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya Knowledge
T
"The princess bride is engaged to a prince she has never met, married to a man she has never seen, and has just been kidnapped by a man she has never heard of."
The Grandfather (narrator) Adventure
T
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
M
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Miracle Max Adventure
W
"I will never doubt again"
Westley Faith
T
"You truly love each other."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
V
"Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons!"
Vizzini
I
"I do not think that word means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya Wisdom
V
"Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? If there are, we all be dead."
Vizzini
V
"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
Vizzini Humor
W
"I have been mostly dead all day."
Westley Humor
M
"Mostly dead is slightly alive."
Miracle Max Wisdom
M
"The chocolate-coated candy has a special centre, much like myself."
Miracle Max Humor
V
"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
Vizzini Wisdom
I
"My name is Inigo Montoya. I want my father back, you son of a bitch."
Inigo Montoya Justice
I
"To the death!"
Inigo Montoya Courage
I
"I would not say such things if I were you."
Inigo Montoya
V
"Have I been insolent? I apologize."
Vizzini
T
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
T
"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
W
"As you wish."
Westley Love