The Princess Bride

Book · 6 characters · 624 quotes · 1973

Quotes from The Princess Bride

I
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya Humor
V
"Inconceivable!"
Vizzini Humor
M
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Miracle Max Humor
W
"There is a thing called love."
Westley Love
I
"You mock my pain!"
Inigo Montoya Courage
T
"The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed."
The Grandfather (narrator) Adventure
I
"I am not left-handed."
Inigo Montoya Strength
M
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Miracle Max Humor
V
"I do not suppose you could speed things up?"
Vizzini Humor
I
"To the death!"
Inigo Montoya Courage
T
"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
M
"Have a nice day."
Miracle Max Humor
W
"I will never doubt again."
Westley Faith
T
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
V
"Inconceivable!"
Vizzini Humor
I
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya Courage
I
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya Humor
M
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Miracle Max Humor
W
"I would rather be dead than be responsible for your death."
Westley Love
P
"Surrender!."
Prince Humperdinck Power
I
"You are the man in black!"
Inigo Montoya
V
"I do not accept excuses."
Vizzini Leadership
T
"The real swordplay comes next."
The Grandfather (narrator) Adventure
T
"True love is the greatest thing in the world."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
T
"Life is not fair, Westley."
The Grandfather (narrator) Wisdom
I
"I do not like you either, so I shall kill you."
Inigo Montoya Humor
I
"I am waiting for you still."
Inigo Montoya Patience
V
"You mocked me once. No one ever mocks Vizzini."
Vizzini
T
"The sword fight scene comes next."
The Grandfather (narrator) Adventure
M
"Have fun storming the castle, you sodding bastards!"
Miracle Max Humor