The Princess Bride

Book · 6 characters · 624 quotes · 1973

Quotes from The Princess Bride

V
"Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?"
Vizzini Knowledge
M
"The sword-fighting, the magic sword, the shrieking eels—thank you!"
Miracle Max Gratitude
W
"I have been mostly dead all day."
Westley Humor
W
"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."
Westley Truth
V
"Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?"
Vizzini Adventure
I
"My name is Inigo Montoya."
Inigo Montoya Perseverance
T
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
W
"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
Westley Humor
T
"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
V
"The battle of wits has begun."
Vizzini Wisdom
I
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya Justice
M
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Miracle Max Courage
W
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Westley Humor
V
"Inconceivable!"
Vizzini Wisdom
W
"As you wish."
Westley Love
I
"Pick up the sword."
Inigo Montoya Courage
P
"Surrender!"
Prince Humperdinck Power
W
"I will never leave you."
Westley Love
T
"The man in black fled across the desert."
The Grandfather (narrator) Adventure
M
"Have a nice day!"
Miracle Max Humor
T
"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
V
"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line."
Vizzini Wisdom
I
"To the death!"
Inigo Montoya Courage
M
"Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today."
Miracle Max Humor
I
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You have wounded me for the last time."
Inigo Montoya Courage
T
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
V
"The battle of wits has begun."
Vizzini Wisdom
M
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Miracle Max Humor
W
"There is a way out of every box, a way over or under or through it."
Westley Perseverance
V
"Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?"
Vizzini Adventure