The Princess Bride

Book · 6 characters · 624 quotes · 1973

Quotes from The Princess Bride

M
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Miracle Max Humor
W
"Buttercup, are you mocking me?"
Westley Humor
V
"The Cliffs of Insanity are unclimbable."
Vizzini Wisdom
V
"Do not mistake my curtness for rudeness."
Vizzini Truth
T
"The greatest adventure lies ahead."
The Grandfather (narrator) Adventure
T
"Peace is only for those brave enough to seek it."
The Grandfather (narrator) Peace
I
"My father was murdered by Tyrone Rugen. This is the Cliffs of Insanity."
Inigo Montoya Courage
I
"I am not left-handed."
Inigo Montoya Strength
V
"There is too much at stake for games."
Vizzini Wisdom
W
"I will never leave you. Even after you marry the Prince."
Westley Love
P
"I am your prince."
Prince Humperdinck Power
W
"We are lovers."
Westley Love
W
"As long as I live, you will live."
Westley Love
W
"I will never leave you."
Westley Love
T
"True love is the greatest thing in the world."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
T
"Are there any gitches in your family line?"
The Grandfather (narrator) Humor
V
"The boy obviously has deep personal problems."
Vizzini Humor
M
"Mostly dead is slightly alive."
Miracle Max Wisdom
M
"Have a nice day!"
Miracle Max Humor
M
"If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got nothing."
Miracle Max Health
V
"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."
Vizzini Truth
I
"To the death!"
Inigo Montoya Courage
V
"Have the preceding walls been washed recently?"
Vizzini Humor
V
"You mock my pain!"
Vizzini Humor
V
"Why do you ask so many questions?"
Vizzini Wisdom
V
"Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?"
Vizzini Humor
V
"The most important thing is to have a good time. But if you can do that and make money, it's even better."
Vizzini Humor
T
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
T
"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
I
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya Courage