The Princess Bride

Book · 6 characters · 624 quotes · 1973

Quotes from The Princess Bride

I
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya Wisdom
V
"Inconceivable!"
Vizzini Humor
M
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Miracle Max Humor
T
"Any man who says he truly understands women is lying."
The Grandfather (narrator) Wisdom
W
"I love you."
Westley Love
M
"Even miracles take a little time."
Miracle Max Patience
I
"How to the death!"
Inigo Montoya Courage
T
"But not so long a time that the meaning is lost forever."
The Grandfather (narrator) Time
W
"I want to live!"
Westley Courage
V
"What have we here? Rodents of unusual size?"
Vizzini Fear
T
"The man in black fled across the desert, and the man in black followed."
The Grandfather (narrator) Adventure
W
"Surrender immediately or I will be forced to kill you."
Westley Strength
I
"Prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya Justice
W
"I've been mostly dead all day."
Westley Humor
V
"The cliffs of insanity!"
Vizzini Fear
M
"Have a nice day."
Miracle Max Kindness
T
"True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
P
"Humperdinck and I have hatched a plot."
Prince Humperdinck Power
I
"My name is Inigo Montoya!"
Inigo Montoya
T
"Since the invention of the kiss there have been only five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
I
"I will most likely kill you tomorrow."
Inigo Montoya Humor
I
"To the death!"
Inigo Montoya Courage
V
"Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"
Vizzini Humor
V
"Fezzik, tear his arms off."
Vizzini Power
T
"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
W
"You are the Dread Pirate Roberts!"
Westley Adventure
I
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya Justice
W
"As you wish."
Westley Love
T
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
V
"Inconceivable!"
Vizzini