The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

"Politics is the art of convincing people to do what you want them to do—I'm a pro."

"Literature saved me from a life of despair and unfulfilled dreams."

"Philosophy teaches us to question everything, including my impeccable style."

"History is written by the survivors, and honey, I'm surviving."

"Technology connects us, but real friendships transcend all devices."

"Imagination is the only thing they can't take away from you."

"Adventure is out there, and I'm fabulous enough to find it."

"Health is the real wealth, so treat your body like the temple it is."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps you look fabulous while you're sad."

"Power isn't given; it's claimed and worn like your best accessory."

"Fear is just an invitation to be brave."

"Strength isn't about muscles; it's about getting up after heartbreak."

"Kindness costs nothing, and I'm rich in it."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning, but I look patient and sophisticated."

"Justice delayed is justice denied, but also my wig game is flawless."

"Creativity is the proof that pain can be beautiful."

"Gratitude transforms poverty into abundance."

"Perseverance isn't about never falling; it's about always getting back up."

"Death is the ultimate reminder to live boldly right now."

"Beauty is fleeting, but grace is forever."

"Humor is my shield against a world that wants to break me down."

"Dreams don't have expiration dates; neither do I."

"Work hard, but never work so hard you forget to live."

"A true leader lifts others up while standing firmly in their power."

"Faith in yourself is the only religion you truly need."

"Music is the universal language that makes my heart dance."

"Art is how I express the pain I can't put into words."

"Nature gave me this face and figure, and I thank her every day."

"Peace comes from knowing your worth and never settling for less."

"Freedom means being exactly who you are without apology."